I wonder why I enjoyed it so much,
Why I got such a big kick out of it.
Maybe it was the novelty of it.
Maybe it was because I knew I deserved it,
Or maybe it was the absolute absurdity of it.
There she was,
Enunciating every letter
To make sure her message came through loud and clear -
Through each of our closed car windows -
"ASS HOLE".
...Or maybe I just found her impotent rage so amusing.
I assume the purpose of her doing that
Was to lessen her anger
And invoke mine,
Well, one of them I know she didn't do
And the other I doubt she did.
Actually, I'm pretty sure
She accomplished the opposite
Of both of her goals.
So I opened my window,
And I thanked her.
I figured that was the least I could do
For a perfect stranger
Who so selflessly gave up of herself
Solely for my benefit.